As reported by The Guardian, late-night host Stephen Colbert was feeling under the weather on Wednesday night, but that didn't stop him from delivering his signature sharp wit and satire. Despite being on enough steroids to joke about being named the secretary of health and human services, Colbert dove into a plethora of topics, including a bizarre workout video featuring Robert F Kennedy Jr and Kid Rock.
The video, which Colbert described as 'senior softcore that feels like dropping acid,' showcased RFK Jr and Kid Rock working out together in unexpected gym apparel, complete with shark attacks, taxidermized bears, and lots of American flags. Colbert's commentary on the video was characteristically humorous, with the host questioning why the video made him feel like he had dropped acid at a Cracker Barrel.
Colbert's monologue also targeted RFK Jr's choice of workout attire, particularly his tight jeans. 'Working out in tight jeans is not what a sauna is for,' said Colbert, joking that saunas are for accidentally seeing your dad's friend's penis and never getting it out of your head for the rest of your life. The host's comedic take on the video had the audience in stitches, with many left wondering about RFK Jr's fashion choices.
Shifting Focus to Lighter Topics
After tackling the workout video, Colbert moved on to discuss a more heartwarming topic: a six-month-old macaque named Punch who has taken over the internet with his adorable antics. The baby monkey, who was rejected by his mother, found comfort in an orangutan plushie given to him by zookeepers, with clips of him cuddling the toy going viral.
Colbert noted that Punch's specific stuffed monkey is the Djungelskog model from Ikea, which retails for only $19.99. The host joked that he had bought one of the plushies, producing it to cooing audience reactions. The lighthearted moment provided a welcome respite from the more serious topics that followed.
Tribute to Jesse Jackson
Colbert also paid tribute to civil rights leader Jesse Jackson, who passed away at the age of 84. 'Reverend Jackson will be remembered as a compassionate leader, something we're in short supply of these days,' said Colbert, reflecting on the impact of Jackson's work.
The host's tribute to Jackson was a poignant reminder of the importance of compassionate leadership, particularly in today's climate. Colbert's words were a testament to Jackson's enduring legacy and the continued relevance of his work.
Examining America's Perception of Donald Trump
Later in the show, Colbert discussed a recent poll by the Economist/YouGov, which found that 47% of Americans believe Donald Trump is racist. 'Not a great sign that it seems reasonable to include that question in the poll,' commented Colbert, highlighting the significance of the poll's findings.
The host went on to explain that the poll also found 49% of Americans surveyed described the president as corrupt, 46% called him cruel, and 50% said he was dangerous. Colbert's commentary on the poll was characteristically witty, with the host joking that 'unfortunately, the other 50% say that ladies love a bad boy.' The audience's reaction to the joke was telling, with many expressing disapproval.
Colbert's take on the poll and its findings provided a thought-provoking commentary on the current state of American politics. The host's ability to balance humor with insightful analysis made for a compelling watch, leaving viewers to ponder the implications of the poll's results.
